All those people watching your listing that has a starting bid hundred’s higher than what you could buy it for new? Or for 500% more than what it’s worth?

We’re not watching because we’re interested in buying it. We’re just curious to see if there’s someone out there stupid enough to pay that much for it.

Oh… and relisting it for an even higher price after getting no bids the second or third time… well, that just makes you look really, really dumb!